Office by Alex Penny
Colin. 23. Miami, FL.
Coming to terms with being human.
We need each other.
Everyday that I’m alive…feels so fucking good.
Are you the person that makes a plan and then dusts off any criticism with a “stop being negative!” type reply?
Or…
Are you the person that has fully thought out your plan, pros and cons, best case and worst case scenario and openly listens to suggestions and criticisms..?
One of those people is generally more successful than the other.
I’ve been talking about moving to New Orleans for two years, this was the year I planned to move but now the opportunity to be a restaurant executive for the company I work for has been dangled before me.
That was a really long relevant sentence.
It is amazing how annoying a small house fly can be. It keeps pushing its average life by landing on my face, my ears, my forehead, it has even landed on my phone as I type this.
I have now hit myself 7 times in a futile attempt to kill this small son of a bitch. I know that I will kill him, but it is going to take that moment where I either outsmart the fly or it overlooks it’s flight pattern.
Until then I feel like the fly is singing out to himself,
“QUIT HITTING YOURSELF, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF.”
Fuck flys.
“look at this photograph” Chad seductively whispers
I can die now
(Source: camplazlo, via targaryenyang)
I like to pretend I’m happy.
2012
This girl is pouring out her soul to me and I just don’t care. I want to reply lol to end the conversation but that ridiculous conscience I have is running amok today.
